Hey guys, did you know that in 1967 they performed the first heart transplant, but the recipients all died soon after?
LOOK! BLACK JACK GOT KIDNAPPED AND HIS SHIRT IS OFF!
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| WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! |
He’s been taken captive by Black Market Joe because for some secret reason, Black Jack owes the criminal underworld three million buckaroonies. So Black Market Joe took him and five other guys (including everyone’s favorite drug-addled WWII vet, Goof!!) captive to perform a HEART TRANSPLANT!
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| Man, Black Market Joe’s sure got Jughead and Fat Guy From Beetle Bailey freaked out... |
The heart’s for a super super evil cult leader boss man, and they’re having a famous black market doctor named Joker come in to do the procedure, using whoever matches as a correct heart donor. Luckily, the ones who pass the screening are Guy With Sick Daughter and Black Jack!
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| Oh yeah, whoever that guy is. |
The man receiving the new heart is some Evil Old Cult Leader Guy.
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| Note: You’re evil if you use money to go beyond the law; it’s okay to run an evil cult though. |
The evil guy doesn’t take well to Black Jack’s lip.
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| OH NO! NOW HE’S KILLING HIM WITH MONEY! |
At first he wants to buy Black Jack’s heart, but he’s convinced to change his choice to Guy With Sick Daughter. Guy With Sick Daughter is so happy to be of use, because by giving up his heart he’ll be able to send enough money back overseas to pay for his Sick Daughter’s operation, level her back up to Daughter maybe. But don’t forget, a heart transplant is super hard to do, and it has a success rate so low that at this point in history, recipients won’t live for another year....
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| He’s so ready to get inside these guys up he’s already removed his boxers. |
So uuh uuuh uh uh Black Jack is in medical school, let’s have him do it! Yeah even Goof’s been a doctor for years and years. Better save the miraculous life-saving delicate procedure for his second outing in the sick bay. He did the arm and leg thing before, sure, but
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| Okay, then... |
They get all the necessary items for the procedure, and then...leave him to his own devices...allowing him to do whatever he needs to do. And he’s gonna do the heart transplant, too, until Goof breaks down and tells him about the good old days on the Pacific front.
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| .......Maybe just ‘the old days.’ |
His point though: Nobody really wants to die, they can only desire it when there’s no other choice. So it’s not right to kill this Guy With Sick Daughter! He has a reason to live, unlike that snooty ol’ rat man, even if it WILL net him enough money to save his kid! What will you do, Black Jack, WHAT WILL YOU DO?!?!?
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| Not featured: After the plastic surgery, Black Jack and Goof had to take a sledgehammer to Guy With Sick Daughter to give his body the look of a decrepit old man. Then, they painstakingly sharpened every one of his teeth with an electric saw and swapped their hair follicles, one by one. |
Hoorah! Now he can use the cult’s immense riches to save his kid. Unfortunately now he will be chased down by the devout followers for the rest of his life, and likely be killed by them in a fit of rage upon discovery. The end!
I know that Black Jack's supposed to be chock-full of amazingly over-the-top medical applications and solutions, but WOW that was convenient.
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