Oh boy oh boy oh boy! New anime season! I can’t WAIT to drop EVERYTHING except for One Punch Man!!!!!
Alright, so this show has these
and these
The problem is that they gon look like this
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| EWWWW MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH |
In spite of the theme song being nothing but Loli no. 1 turning into an angel to save Loli no. 2 from Blockworld, this is a story about knights with a Latin flavor. Some of whom are Japanese teenagers.
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| Digging the 'clinkety clinkity clink' his armor does here |
Anyways we're ditching all the interesting stuff and the cool lady. Elsewhere in Regular Non-Latin Japan, some girl’s being maliced by some dirtbags!
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| "Oh SHIT guys, I forgot the Knight High School is just down the street!" |
He saves her, but at what cost...? He goes on and on in a schmaltzy knight’s romance manner about 'OH WOE, WHY MUST I HAVE MISSED BEING AT YOUR SIDE MILADY'
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| NO DON'T YOU DO IT, DON'T YOU FALL FOR HIM |
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| YAYYYYYY, YES! THIS SHOW IS SELF-AWARE! That makes it instantly better than 1/2 of the shows that have not aired yet. |
Meanwhile...
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| AW SHIT |
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| Aw, shit. Humanimals. |
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| Oh ok ok false alarm, no humanimals only battlemaids it's the better cliche |
Meanwhile back there...
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| Darn it! Now we're in the first chapter of a crappy shojou manga!! |
He saved the girl when she fell off a big ol’ rock, but because she’s super young and he’s super compulsive, great. Now he made her fall for him!
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| And now she's making up the whole story?! This is a disaster!! |
So here we go. Knightboy’s thing is that he puts on the mask, he gets SUPER KNIGHTY KNIGHT but he doesn’t like to do it but he does it when some milady is in trouble so he does it and he complains afterward. Got that? Good, it’ll be in half of the episodes until he gets a hold of himself! (Also Lolichan doesn’t know he’s the MASK MAN because DOMINO MASKS are the BEST IDENTITY PROTECTION you can GET)
Loli here takes Knightboy to her mansion with a Chinese battlemaid in it (they’re always Chinese right I mean I only watched Black Butler and the Touhou movies) so he can get a good meal and spend the night for rest. There he has a memory where his VA just tried to sound like a nerd who works at the movie theater. You should look the scene up it’s great.
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| “But waIT DAd you’RE JUST GIVing me aNOTHER TRauMA!!!” |
Then they wake up and she’s in the bed and AHAHAHAHHA
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| It looks as if he is romancing the loli. That's funny and quite clever too hmhmhmhmhmmm~ |
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| "ooh gosh 'e's gon 'ta touch me babies next" |
Lolibabychan’s also known around town (her giant town-sized home I mean) for being an only child of some dead guy and a bad dad, which is sad. She’s ok with living alone though.
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| “When was the last time you saw a rich man go to jail though? I’d rather just get paid than go through the motions.” |
BUT THEN TROUBLE STRIKES
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| OH SHIT IT’S THE MAF’, IT’S THE YAK’S AND SHE’S WITH THE TRAD’S |
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| AND UH THIS ONE GUY’S IN THE RUSSIAN MAF’ I GUESS |
The bad guys want the small rich girl! Watch their manhandling skills at work!
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| His knee is as tall as her. |
BUT IS THERE ANYBODY WHO CAN SAVE THE GIRL!?
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| AH AH OHHH OHHHHHH THAT WAS TERRIBLE!! THAT WAS SO BAD!!! |
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| NO
YOU CAN’T LOOK COOL ANYMORE YOU ALMOST GORED HER THROUGH THE CHEST!! BAD HERO!!
BAD!!!! |
Anyways he fights them.
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| yeaaaaaaa |
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| yeaaaaaaa |
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| WOAH NOW THIS IS SOME GANGSTA. SHIT RIGHT HERE LIKE GET OUT EVERY BUG AM I RIGHT |
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| THEY'D 'A WON IF THEY HAD A SAMURAI SWORD |
And now that there has been an action sequence, the show may properly end.
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| Oh yeah there's a horse in this show. |
Ehh, it’s kinda lame, the music’s pretty good though and it’s not trying to take itself TOO seriously. My only problem is that it’s ripping off the inspiration way too hard.
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| I mean give me three reasons why this show is any different from Hayate the Combat Butler |
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