OHHHH MY GOSH GUYS, IT’S A REBOOT OF AN OLD ANIME FROM BEFORE EVERYBODY WAS BORN! THIS ONE’S GONNA NAB ALL THE HITS, RIGHT?
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| Glad I’m not the only one seeing this. |
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| No, no NO!! I JUST SAW HIGH SCHOOL STAR MUSICAL!!!!!!! |
Okay...hallelujah, holy fucking shit, this is exactly what I needed. Not only is it a critique on the kind of anime climate that produced what I just sat through, but this is stupid funny. It’s what I was begging that show to be.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD IT’S BLASTING FLOWERS OVER DUMPLINGS TOO!!!! UNLESS THERE’S JUST A HUGE ABUNDANCE OF SHOJO THAT HAVE STUPID COUCILS WITH NICKNAMES AND BEAUTEOUS HUNKS WHICH I DO NOT DOUBT
Our brothers today are Nice Red, Meaty Blue, Smart Green, Cool Purple, Heartthrob Yellow and Young Sextuplet Pink, LITERALLY FAMOUS ACROSS THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.
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| Thank the gods...thank every one of the eight million Japanese gods... |
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| I WAS SOLD BEFORE THE LASER BEAM THANK YOU VERY MUCH |
Girl Narrator goes on to bump into one of the brothers, get bullied by one of the brothers, almost gets knocked over by another brother, watch them get naked and start making out, get consoled by a brother, find out he’s a descendant of royalty, and make one get super flustered because he’s like super shy everybody.
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| BUT THERE’S NO ANSWER!!!! |
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| *me |
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| THEY HAVE ALL OF MY OPINIONS I AM SO BLESSED |
The story shifts from a lame idol show to a punk show to a sports show until it has no other choice but to go...
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| THERE. |
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| Somebody bless this mess please. |
So realizing their errors in becoming timely, the brothers take a break to figure out the new direction they need.
This was great. They managed to use that cliché mess to actually communicate the canon differences between the six identical sextuplets, and give us a taste of what kinds of ridiculous gags they’re gonna be throwing our way. This is gonna be a really good show that none of your friends are going to talk about. Force them to watch it. Please don’t let this fall under the radar. If you watch Gin Tama, you have no choice. You are GOING to LOVE this monster.
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| Oh dear lord it IS Gin Tama |
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