Sakurako-san no Ashimoto ni wa Light Novel Title Here Episode 1: The Princess who Loves Bones – Beeble Reviews

Open on discussion of another unchanging, same-old same-old peaceful everyday city. Like a femur. Wait. Femur?

Oh, it’s that kind of series. The kind with dead stuff in it.

Death changes people, at least for a second. It changes everybody except for MC soon, a certain woman’s about to change his life.

This is his life now.

Osomatsu-san Episode 1 – Beeble Reviews

OHHHH MY GOSH GUYS, IT’S A REBOOT OF AN OLD ANIME FROM BEFORE EVERYBODY WAS BORN! THIS ONE’S GONNA NAB ALL THE HITS, RIGHT?

Glad I’m not the only one seeing this.

High School Star Musical Act 1 – Beeble Reviews

Wait. Something about this seems really, REALLY familiar.

That’s right! I knew it was Comcast!

I have a strong feeling like this anime is going to use highly gay overtones not to present a series for gay men with realistic or engaging characters but in order to attract the yaoi fujoshi fanbase using highly ridiculous and exaggerated prettyboys

YOU CAN’T EVEN LET IT HAVE A REAL TITLE THIS IS JUST NOT FAIR!!

Concrete Revolutio: Choujin Gensou Episode 1: Witch of Tokyo - Bobble Reviews

The more you throw at me, the...more interested I'll be...?

*twitch*

Comet Lucifer Episode 1: The Boy and the Vast Land – Beeble Reviews

We begin in a very peculiar, gear-ful observatory...

...and on a rock climber.

They live in a crapsack future filled with industry and dust. It appears the man owning the observatory is in charge of the world...

...and has a magnificent brow...

...while the boy is gonna be kicking off another Castle in the Sky adventure.

Except in his case, the girl is a gem that beaned him in the face.

World Trigger: Fugitives from Another World Arc Episode 1: And Towards the Future – Beeble Reviews

HEY DONCHA MEAN

NO SHUT UP

This is the beginning of a non-canon filler SEASON for the World Trigger story, and I’ve been keeping up with the manga enough to appropriately misname all the characters. My grandest hopes are that this is either one of those amazing filler arcs in anime, or one of those laughably terrible awkward ones. Only time will tell—probably the first four weeks or so at least.

Young Black Jack Episode 1: Where's the Doctor? – Beeble Reviews

Black Jack? Maybe you’ve heard of him? Well now it’s HIS turn to get the Muppet Babies treatment.

Japan was in an uproar.

The world is in revolt against itself.
 

Things were turning upside down. But the one thing that will never change...is Black Jack. 

YOUREALLY NEED TO HEAR HOW UNASHAMEDLY HAPPY THIS THEME SONG IS WATCH THE PEOPLE EXPLODE TO, IT IS FANTASTIC

I’M SO HAPPY BLACK JACK IS HERE I MEAN EXPLAIN HOW THIS HAPPENS TO ANYONE ELSE