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| AW FRICK 10 SECONDS OF EDGE |
Dangan Ronpa was made in 2010.
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| Also, Kyubei: 2012 |
If anybody came into the show expecting it no NOT be Battle Royale...well, drink it up while it lasts.
The show follows Madoka, who is sad because she's a nerd like me and her friends want her to shut up about magical girls, like my friends.
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| "Documented crime stopping? FAAAAKE SHUT UP NERD" |
There's a popular game out on the market that lets you beat up monsters as a magical girl, and there's even rumors that YOU could be a MAGICAL GIRL TOO?!
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| "Wow, how convenient given the sudden influx of magical girls in the news and social media, huh gals?" "Are you still talking?" |
Madoka really believes in all the rumors though, because she's a girl who always admired Magical Girls and also would not like to be in a Battle Royale.
And guess the hell what happens?
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| Aw heck mang first thing I'd be doing is running down, goin' "HEY MA LOOK" |
Madoka is now Madoka Magica! Also known as Whatever Madoka Can Be Accused of Ripping Off! I mean, Snow White, pretty guardian of peace and love!! Did you guys know that there used to be shows before Madoka that weren't called Sailor Moon, and they didn't have schoolgirls fighting monsters? They just sort of went around helping people out in trouble using magic?
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| "Five steps away and you dropped it and didn't even notice? With the bell and everything? Christ." |
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| Shit, you guys know that animators get paid, basically peanuts, by the frame, and you know how the only way anime shows can look distinct at all anymore is by making the eyes look as overblownly detailed as possible? To everybody who worked on this, I hope you at least got enough money for your troubles to buy something at the 7-11. Also to those of you who didn't know, yes, television shows are made by people. |
By doing good deeds they are granted the purposely saccharinely-named Magical Candies so it'll feel even MORE discordant when it gets dark, and really, this is nice. I just hope this doesn't get in the way of her studies. Like what, when she graduates was her plan to just be a soldier of love? That doesn't pay the bills. You're gonna be homeless like this girl.
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| That "Musician of the Forest" stunt is just how she gets people to drop food in her tin can. |
Well, when she goes back onto her gamezone whatzit egg-o-pod--
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| As seen here; is egg. |
--and speaks to the other characters for three seconds, she gets an invitation to meet with one La Pucelle.
Pucci gives some down-low on the way things work around these parts.
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| *PFFFFFFFFFT* |
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| FUCK WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THE NAMES OH GOD |
Plus, bonus characters: Witchie-Poo and The Ninja.
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| Yeah, well anyone who gets powers from a smart phone game is a nerd after all. |
To crib their style, La Pucelle decided to make a dynamic duo with Madoka once she knew who she was.
La Pucelle's name is now Childhood Friend Boy, whose special power is known as "Girl On the Streets, Guy in the Sheets."
And also Sword.
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| This sword shall be called "I Pretend to Like Magical Girls so I Can Talk to Real Girls". |
So, that's all nice and stuff. But this shit ain't Flip Flappers so come on, don't be coy with us.
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| "Yes! We accidentally made EIGHT TOO MANY magical people! Now kill each other because our budgeting committee is a bunch of hacks." |
I can't wait to see Calamity Mary be a crazy person with guns like an American and then die because of karma. Best character: Ruler, the leader. If nobody dies by the third episode, I'll punish myself by finishing Yes! Pretty Cure 5 Go Go!.
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| Euuughhhh... |
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