Okusama ga Seitokaichou+! Episode 2: Late Summer Festival with the Disciplin... come on now crunchyroll. i am not looking up the rest of this title. why did you license this, why - Beeble Reviews

OH GOD DAMMIT, RIGHT OFF THE BAT THIS WEEK I SEE SOMETHING SO FREAKING DISGUSTING AUUGH WHY DO I BOTHER WITH THIS CRAP?!!?

AUUUUUUUGHHHG, AUUGH, AHUHGH, WHAT'S WITH HER FACE SO MUCH FLESH IS JUST DROOPING OFF HER SKULL, *VOMITS*

Hmm, going by my original self-imposed schedule, I SHOULD be covering Magical Girl Dies Project. But how could I do that when all your favorites are back in town?!

Hey, it's Pee Girl, the girl who peed herself! Good to see you, sorry you hit your head and need that ice pack on ya.

Today's story is a traumatic one, beginning with the galz all getting all gussied up for the big festival in town tonight when suddenly Kyon sees god.

HE'S SEEN THE BEAST WITH TWO EYES!!

Everyone has to find their own way to cope with the pain.

Haruhi tries to take the pain into her own body.

Such a saint.

Pee Girl Who Will Never Live That One Episode Down Why Do I Remember The Episodes So Well is still in agonizing agony.

Pray for her.

Girl With Black Hair feels violated...by her own body, used accidentally as a weapon.

See, they counterattack all on their own! They're registered weapons! also he fell on them AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAH

But poor Kyon is still damaged from this experience. He couldn't take it! He couldn't take the boobles. They were too powerful!! Anyone else would be DEAD.

Girl With Black Hair, she's so brave, willing to put her body on the line. She's going to save everyone.

YES! I am

So we come to a happy ending as Kyon learns how to operate The Ultimate Superweapon with his own two hands.

PEW PEW

Oops! He gave them too much charge! Now people will die from the radiation!

"You jerk Kyon!""Oops! I'm sorry!"ROLL CREDITS

Wait, was this what happened? I forget, I just remember porn. Good story, good job crew.

PEW PEW!! HE HAS A FIANCEÉ!