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Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Okusama ga Seitokaichou+! Episode 1: The Playful Student Council President - Beeble Reviews


The fact that Keijo hasn't aired yet, and is Prison School-level tongue-in-cheek, leaves me nostalgic for Monster Musume-level aggravation aimed at tweeny pornsters.

Just a few more days...

So naturally I couldn't pass this up.

This is a story about a boy who lives with a girl. That's all you missed, newcomers. 

Pictured: Their many teenage pregnancy babies

For you returnees...

Wow! This really IS +! They went above and beyond!


So the basic gist of the storylines is that Haruhi wants to make Kyon happy, and the way to do that is through sex, of course, so she's gotta figure out from her friends how to make it (read: his dick) work!!

I'm surprised they haven't tried that yet.

So she starts steppin' on 'is dick

Pictured: Citation

and he doesn't want none, hon.

You know you could just ask her to stop
Aw wow! This really IS +!

So, starved for attention, Haruhi goes freaky on us.



Ok.

Ok.

"WOAH, hold on there, Linus."



Wow, either that was a quick shower he took or she was at it for like ten minutes.

Thoroughly irritated, Kyon prepares to properly tell her off, and she respects his privacy.

No, wait.





WOW well you know what they say in japan when you take the shower then you drink some milk right you know what i mean uh um This is porn

So it just goes to show: If they say no, they really mean maybe. And maybe is just a baby that you have to love and nurture, until...


I made a dumb choice today. When's Drifters?

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