Bloodivores Episode 1: Bloodivores - Bloodibobble Reviews

Hell yes! Who else can't wait for some edge-of-your-seat vampirical action!?

Still waiting.

Here's our hero. He's named Mi Liu. He's too cool for school, as we see by the fact that he's skillfully eluding the cops. He's a bloodivore. Not a bloodsucker, not a hemovore, and not even a hemoglobivore. No; someone this cool needs a term to match.

Here he is pushing his girl under erupting glass, and he don't even care, while everyone goes "DAMMMN"

Here he is about to get laughed at mad props.

But he's not just a rebel -- he's a victim too. Just another dude under the thumb of The Man. From what I gather, vampirism bloodivorticism is caused by a thirty-year-old disease, or something, or like a side effect, of a drug that a bunch of people took, or something.

Did you know? Historically, medicine has had side effects. It's a problem!

And people don't like bloodivores because they go crazy and attack people on the street. It won't happen to the main characters unless the time is ripe for a dramatic moment, though, rest assured. But it sure will get to these dumb normies who can't control themselves!

Don't worry, she won't die -- the cops are on the way. I mean, the military-grade defensive squadron with riot gear. I mean, shit, she's dead. I mean, oops, I didn't realize -- this is a superedgy show, so the cops thoroughly enjoy wordlessly beating anyone and everyone!

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THANK you!

Mi Liu (a.k.a. the white-hair guy), this brown-hair guy, that purple-hair girl, and eventually some other dude all go rob a bank.  But because they can't be too edgy, they're robbing it for justice and not just money or rabble-rousing. Specifically, they go to a bank whose main vault is controlled by this one old big computer in a needlessly-massive room. Hey, the only way you can seal something big is with a security system of equal or greater size.

This thing gets updates?

They open a huge safe...

...thanks to this delightful small child.

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........but w-what about the hostages?????

DAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNN

We also learn that they can't bring themselves to kill or even lay a finger on a kid, although they will freely bop the noses of ugly fat cretins, for which I am severely thankful.

But this leads to complications. Soon after they make their haul and get out, they're caught and sentenced to execution -- for murdering fifteen civillians...! But if they say they didn't kill anyone, WHOOO DID???

The purple-hair girl alludes to having done it, but really, it was probably secretly the hero's father. Because, y'know. It typically is the hero's father. This particular father has some kind of burning ability. He probably burns peoples' blood. Because it's Bloodivores.

Don't worry, the hero's gonna get some help, the cops are--

...well, he didn't beat them both on sight, so getting better.

Why did I review this show? I'm already starting to regret it. I probably should never have watched it. Does anyone care about Bloodivores? I get the impression that no one cares about Bloodivores. At least that if you give it six months, no one will care about Bloodivores (which I guess is true of 95% of anime). And yet here we are, going through the bloody motions. Same time next week?

Survival games? How novel!