Once
upon a time, Sylveon was sad because she was strengthless. And then, she went
to the beach.
That
time was now, because every goddamn fucking show has to have the beach episode.
I swear if Shimoneta goes there I’ll pour sand down everyone’s cracks and
Anna’ll lick it out or something. I dunno, point is, naked bellies and
arms’n’legs.
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| God
damn you, non-action portion of Symphogear. |
Then
they have beach antics. Wahoo. Yay. Somesuch. Somebody burned to death last
time. Remember that? It was intense. Oh but lookit the crotch.
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Fourteen
year-old flesh?? Bazinga!!
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Later
that day, Ice Bad Lady comes to town to ruin their day and kill Loliwitch!!
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| “Ha!
Now I got your power!” |
Awesome!
Sylveon is now not weak anymore for real! How wonderful. Now we can all go home
from the beach.
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| Aw
man |
Okay,
so the new power stone things make you get dubstep powers if you remember right.
Time to get STRONG FOR REAL EVEN MORE!
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| DAMMIT
NOW YOU’RE NARUTO STOP DOING THAT, SYMPHOGEAR |
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| Good, stop ripping off everything
whether you mean to or not |
And
so in trying to go crazy to be strong, Sylveon failed to be strong after all.
That sure sucks, she was strong when she was spitting out all that blood
earlier. What a shame. Also, I’m getting really ticked that all of these
meaniedolls are still in commission. Even in Precure they’d have killed off the
most boring of their quirky bosses and moved onto the more funny one by now. Killing
the boss last week doesn’t count; she gonna come back anyhow.
After the fight, Sylveon begins to truly wonder how to become less superfluous
in battle from here on.
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| She’s
not really that hurt. The wraps put around the tip-top of her head are just her
Japanese strength study headbands. |
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| CAN’T
EVEN GIVE IT TWO MINUTES CAN YOU |
An
then she turns super again an then she gets powered up again and you know what
just make that a stage one transformation and you might’ve saved yourself five
minutes of animation, guys.
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| yaaaay
she did it this time that’s good now fight |
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| UGH
NO STOP DOING THAT LITERALLY EVERY TIME THAT’S STUPID |
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SEE
THERE NO POINT STOP GUYS I DON’T SEE BLOWING THEM UP IN ONE HIT AS BEING A SIGN
OF BEING STRONG BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS
BLOW UP IN ONE HIT
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The
fight rages on stupidly.
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| Wait
she...cut in half...n’ turn into bubbles...which she was in...and then one
popped an’ she...FUCK YOUR FAKE WATER ILLUSIONIST PHYSICS, SYMPHOGEAR |
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| OH
WAIT NOW IT WORKS WHY DIDN’T IT JUST A SECOND AGO?? COULDN’T SHE HAVE JUST
PUNCHED ANOTHER BUBBLE???? |
So
with her mighty Sere+Nade, Sylveon’s finally beaten her dibs rival. So now, she
is truly strong and not weak ever again, just like in all the other punching
animes. I’m truly glad... Also the bad guys stole something from their home
base but it’s a mystery and I don’t care about it yet so whatevs. It’ll be
totally shocking when it comes back. At least we can move on to a different one
of the Precure villainesses now for five more episodes. Also this happens in
the last 5 seconds.
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| “NO!
I WON’T BELIEVE...I WON’T BELIEVE IN A DAD THAT LOOKS LIKE HE REFILLS DRINK
MACHINES FROM A TRUCK!!!!!!!!” |
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