Gakkou Gurashi! Episode 5: Meeting – Beeble Reviews

*EDITED: Beeble Bear is a bumbler, excuse me please.

Meanwhile, in the pasttoday...

“I FORGOT THAT THE DOG DIES AWWWWWWW”

Anyways today the Gakkou Girlz are on the BIG FIELD TRIPPP!! They made it through the night and made it to the mall! 

“I was so looking forward to killing them and their zombie children...”

Oh yeah, that reminds me, why are zombie stories so afraid to call them ‘zombies’ anymore? Like they’re walkers, or they don’t get a name. Is it because ‘zombie’ is such a funny word? I wish Madoka wasn’t crazy. Then she’d be using that word up and down the damn street. Oh they found A Dog!!

Wow, great, it’s Taroumaru, the dog that is at their school and here now even though he was dead but also in the mall months ago and survived but had a collar at school...AWW NO MAN, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT BOOK GIRL JUST KEPT THE DOG’S COLLAR AND THREW IT IN THE DIRTY ROOM?? NOBODY HAD TO BURY A DOG?!?! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Shit this is when they got the dog. God damn it people who read the manga, you told me the dog's not in the story for very long! How DARE you let them do anime-only changes to the story line? Why can't the dog always die? Anyways, Fashion Time.

No time to lament the loss of dog-deaths, it’s FASHION TIME!!

Lap it up you damn dirty otaku! We all know this is STILL what 50% of you are watching this for<3

Meanwhile, still in the present...

So...Bookie was never at their school and she was always in the past but Madoka knew about Bookie and they just happened to have a dog collar in their school and so she thought they had an extra member like their teacher but all along she’s been trapped at the mall and she was hallucinating the exact person they still had to find all along and HEY, WHAT ABOUT THIS GIRL? 

 
Yeah, her! She’s all dead and stuff but she’s still Madoka’s friend! She could talk to her, like, when the other girls are talking about stuff she doesn’t understand and she gets kind of worried about it! Like, yeah, the odds are overwhelming that since Madoka used to get bullied, this girl was probably The Bully and that’s why she remembers her so much, but this is ALL way easier to think about than the timeline of GG!.

CHRONOLOGICALLY CONFUSED ABOUT GAKKOU GURASHI!!!!!

Hey, something easier to get with. A locked theater full of zombies.

YOU COULD SAY IT WAS A MONSTER MOVIE that’s gross that’s gross they’re just regular people like you and me but bitier

In the midst of the chaos, Bookbook finally leaves her room, and the memory of her past behind. Now it’s time to meet up for real, everyone. That includes Madoka and Repressed Memory No. 4. 

Oh hey look! It’s her again! Way to go, Bully!

Oh never mind, it was just a BULLY COLLAR all along.

Well, I guess that tangent’s buried and not shambling about aimlessly anymore. Hey you know something? Wouldn’t it be something if zombies could have babies? That’d be pretty cool. What a shock if in a movie that happened, yeah. So they get outside and they’re all ready to leave. 

“You’re just imagining things.” – Hallucination

After a dramatic pianotop rescue, things finally come to a huge ol brawl. 

“Are you the one who opened up the theater?! THANK YOU SO MUOUFF”

All in all everyone escapes safely. Ha ha ha, Bookie, so funny! You managed to make it all the way to the mall when you were trying to stay at school? You should’ve just told us! Haaaa...uhm...yeah. I’m not good at that irrelevance stuff like Madoka. We just have to play the rest of this thing out by ear. This one just gets more unpredictable.