Shimoneta Episode 5: Dirty Terrorism Benefits Whom? – Beeble Reviews

Oh okay I’m ready for your tricks, this bear’s been around the block a few times. You can’t scare me. Last time the weird stuff happened in the last five minutes. This is the FIRST five minutes. What could you POSSIBLY throw at us this time?

I CAN’T EAT DINNER

I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM I MEAN I ONLY HAVE TO WATCH IT AND HE HAS TO LIVE HERE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Normally, a show saves this level of f’d-up material for the second half. I am very impressed, and wondering how in the world they plan to one-up this later.

Alright just two minutes later, I have to hand it to them. They try so hard. So hard that I’m forgetting about the whole political aspect to the series, and the plot to make the world’s children wear cyberdiapers. Let’s just see how THAT plot develops shall we 

THIS DOESN'T GET OLD WHY

Well let’s see what 

TRAPPED IN A MONTAGE FOREVER

Let's

THANK HEAVENS HE WAS HOME SICK THAT DAY

However in the midst of the last attack, MC’s been having such an impossible time sending these pictures all over the school for the big forest porn plan. Lucky or not, the info falls into the hands of The School Gremlin. Seeing their plan is a bust, Blue Snow decides to go all in. 

Heroic line of the week.

Oh, oho boy you almost got me there

BUT WAIT!! THE CAVALRY!!!!

AWW YEAH GREMLIN OF THE YEAR RIGHT HERE BOYS N' GIRLS

Oh yeah the diaper votes ha ha awright

HELL NO YOU JUST GOT A WEEK TO YOURSELF

The Gremlin uses the entire male student body as a distraction, allowing the girl party to rush on in, giving Blue Snow and MC the perfect opportunity to 

Dammit! You're interrupting your way into, like, every single minute of this episode!

WOAH WOAH WAIT NOW

YOU'RE A FREAKING MONSTER

SHE JUST KILLED HER SHE PARTICLE-IZED HER

But luck of lucks, in the insanity, MC finds the secret stash. And...his fightin’ suit.

Or, I guess what was left of it by the prior owner.

I know that suit gives ME the tingly-tingles too

OK OK not that much

Her lust has put her into submission. And in the end, they managed to save 20 nastybooks and are using them to great effect. However, all the students on the hill were arrested! And all of them were forced to sign the bill for the politicians of the world! This is a disast

WOO they pulled the wool over their eyes, these interruptions sure do turn out better and better. Good job kids, I’m glad you’re getting into the swing of things now. 

Don’t bow to rain, sleet, nor saliva, my friend.