LAST TIME ON SHIMONETA: THIS GUY APPEARED!!
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| Thank you thank you thank you soooo much Censorpup |
Makoto here is trying to sway SOX to the side of stench on the ever-continuous quest to steal clean underwear, just to soil them up again. There truly is a divide in their opinions, and so they reject him under the banner of ‘terrorism for the world’s benefit’ instead of self-satisfaction. Makoto flees alone deep into the night, satisfied enough with laughing in their non-pervy faces for one night...
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| It’s a hot-air balloon made from underwear. That’s fantastic, and horribly rank. |
The next day...
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| Awww yeaaaah. I’d way rather cut short a paragraph for HIM instead of that ANNA gal... |
MC and Gorilla chat a little bit about how he's unambiguously in love with him but he still doesn't get it because hey, thanks sexual education, before things go seriously wrong.
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| Oh god...THE MAJORITY OF FOLKS ON THIS BUS ARE CLOSER TO MIDDLE AGE THAN THE HIJACKER’S AGE!! CLEARLY WE ARE DEALING WITH AN ORGANIZATION THAT WOULD HOLD A PANTY RAID ON A RETIREMENT HOME. I FEAR THEM. |
FORTY TWO busses in the city (that has a main character on it) are being held up all at the same time.
While still being held at gunpoint, we learn the horrible, musty secret that MC is carrying all of his underwear in his bag.
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| Aww, thanks man, Gorilla’s the best. |
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| Actually hold off on that last statement |
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| It’s just your shading, man, everyone’s horrified at the shading!! |
And then the bus crashes due to the absurdity. Good job Gorilla! Score 1 for Gorilla. Let’s all burn that EPIC Gorilla Moment into our minds from here into infinity.
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| Yes
Gorilla was! |
Aside from the Gorilla Cab, two other busses were freed; one with Anna obviously, and one with Gremliin, and Gremlin’s helping them search out the bus with Makoto in it for the police force. This is where the next plan leads: CATCH THE CROOK ON THE BUS BEFORE THE COPS CAN BECAUSE...BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU LOOK COOL!!
There’s a cute trail of panties laid out into the secluded forest, which gets used to draw him out, nose-first.
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| STILL no clue how he does it, I mean it’s all covered and stuff. Whatevs, I guess ladypubes are especially stank. |
It’s all up to MC to take him on with MARTIAL ARTS ACTION!!
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| STOP HURTING HIM!! YOU’RE ONLY MAKING HIM STRONGER!!!! |
He goes down...but Blue Snow herself’s got one last shot at the win.
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| “OW SHIT LANDED ON MY DICK” |
And so, the day was saved!
Um, the day was...
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| “sure yo let’s go to jail together” |
Day...was........
Um...let’s see what the preview has to say about how things turned out!
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| Well, that just makes me feel worse. |
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