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| Sorry, I have a confession to make. My name is really Deeble. I am going to kill MC. |
Alright alright everybody, I’ve been saying this for a while now, but there’s finally an episode about the MON Squad.
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| I fully understand where they’re coming from. |
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| What, you wanna be seen dating the naked one? |
Unfortunately, the name of the game today is “Non-Earth Girls are Easy”. First, Ogre falls in love with him.
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| They sound like Socker Boppers when they shake around. |
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| Remember guys, seamsters get with ALL the ladies!! |
Then, Zombie falls in love with him.
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| She’s like 10 years older than he is. |
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| Remember, seamsters get with ALL the ladies! |
Finally, Cyclops falls in love with him.
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| "DAAAAAAAAAAAHH... " |
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| “EEEEEYAAAAHHHH, HE’S A ZOOPHLE!! I SEE IT IN HIS EYEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!” |
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| Remember,
seamsters get ALL the ladies killed! |
Well, I’ll give them this; Ogre is too stupid, Zombie comes across as a sexual predator, and Cyclops would be a lot better if she weren’t so painfully sheepish and clumsy. Oh, wait...
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| Yes, I bet none of those handsome Cyclopes in your hometown are that nice. Humans are so sexy because they have 2 eyes 2 legs and wobblydick. So exotic mmm. |
In the end, it’s revealed Smith and Nude sent the letter MOTHERFUCKING SMITH FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID AWFUL PERSONALITY YOU SHOULD BE FIRED ALREADY I HOPE A LARGE ANIMAL THAT CAN SPEAK JAPANESE EATS YOU
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| YEAH WELL GUESS WHAT YOU ALMOST GOT THESE GIRLS KILLED IN A FOREIGN NATION BY A WYRM, A TREE, A BOAR AND RIDLEY I HOPE YOU’RE PROUD AND TAKEN TO COURT |
AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE??
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| YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| lol jk 1 more episode |
So he takes Celty from Durarara home. Sadly, this Celty has left her head somewhere.
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| Must be the crew trying to take her back to her own show. |
She’s just some dumb jerko who talks haughty until she’s thrown-off.
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| Loser. |
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| God dammit, if you’ve been reduced to one joke so hard everyone can just psychically tell you’re doing it... |
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| Good, thank you. |
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| Kid what the fuck kinda psychic are you |
And then they all go home and have a new stomach to feed. Again.
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| WWWWAIT, DOES THIS MEAN THEY’RE ALL MONSTERS AND ALIENS!??!?!?! |
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| FUCKING
FINALLY I bet it’s because next week just a literal bear moves in and mauls him |
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