Gate Episodes 11 + 12: Visitor + What Would Itami Do? - BOBBLE'S END-OF-SEASON BANANA BLAST

Gate: Jieitai Kanochi Nite, Kaku Tatakaeri Episode 10: Despair and Hope - Bobble Reviews

Welcome to Day Two of the Two to Three Days of Gate series. Today we're going to talk about Gate, the hottest anime in recent memory all about gates.

Last time, I speculated on whether or not Itami Souji was going to open the "gates of love," by which I mean "Rory's prepubescent ass cheeks." Will we get to watch him score? Let's watch the exciting conclus—

Gate: Jieitai Kanochi Nite, Kaku Tatakaeri Episode 9: The Hakone Mountain Raid - Bobble Reviews

Today we get a Gate and tomorrow we get a Gate, because I've gotta catch up on my Gate. You're gonna see why. You are gonna see why.

'Scuse ME. As if Itami could pair up with anyone but Rory Loli Baby Goddess *~*-_0*~*

Gate: Jieitai Kanochi nite, Kaku Tatakaeri Episode 8: Beyond the Gate - Bobble Reviews

Our fantasy denizens and army men are comin' to Japan!!!!!!!! We also learn some shocking tidbits about our hero, total weeb-o Itami Souji.

I don't see how this surprises her.

Gate: Jieitai Kanochi nite, Kaku Tatakaeri Episode 7: The Princess's Decision - Bobble Reviews

"I repeat, WHAT have we done wrong???"

Gate: Jieitai Kanochi nite, Kaku Tatakaeri Episode 6: Ride of the Valkyries - Bobble Reviews

Sorry I'm a little late on a bunch of series. Now I'm settled, internet is good, and I'm remembering there's a war to get to. A virtual, fantasy, cartoon world war. And we need reinforcements. But who do we send? Quick — we need the most boringly sophisticated army men we can get!

The real question you should be asking is when wouldn't this qualify you for anything?

Gate: Jieitai Kanochi Nite, Kaku Tatakaeri Episode 5: The Battle of Italica

The Japanese Self-Defense Force is cruising down the road when suddenly they see smo–

Sorry, as I was saying, smo–

Don't ask me why they keep her around.

Gate: Jieitai no Kanochi nite, Kaku Tatakaeri Episode 4: To Unknown Lands - Bobble Reviews

This episode opens with the traumatic backstory of the young lady whose bosom you see above. One day, her daddy made her leave their elven treehouse home because the Fire Dragon (always capitalize) was setting their town on fire.

*SPPPLORCHT!*

Gate: Jieitai Kanochi Nite, Kaku Tatakaeri Episode 3: Fire Dragon - Bobble Reviews

This show reflects poorly on the Japanese Self-Defense Force.

Really

really

poorly.